Roy Suryo just got Punk’D (or not)
Our most beloved and respected “Tech Expert”, Roy Suryo just got punk’d, or not, as it clearly real occurrence, finally in Mainstream Media. By Mainstream Media, i refer to that old-ass Detik.Com and other news site (hopefully on TV. Hopefully), that is more “reliable” and the owner’s clearly not a hacker.
Here’s the inquote in Indonesian Language, directly fresh from the Detik.Com oven :
Assegaf pun menambahkan bahwa latar belakang Roy Suryo tidak berhubungan dengan telematika.
“Tambahan, biodata saksi ahli, beliau sarjana S1 dari Fisipol yang tidak ada kaitannya dengan sidang kita. Saksi ahli juga salah satu pimpinan Partai Demokrat. Sehingga tidak independen dalam ruangan sidang,” protes Assegaf.
Keberatan ini ditimpali kliennya, Habib Rizieq karena khawatir jabatan Roy di salah satu parpol pengusung pemerintah, bisa menimbulkan intervensi dalam persidangannya.
“Beliau juga penanggung jawab situs SBY. Saya ditahan kan ada intervensi dari pemerintah,” tukas Habib.
“Beliau ini juga S2-nya dalam bidang perilaku dan promosi, jadi tidak ada kaitan dengan telematika. Beliau juga bukan dosen tetap UGM. Hanya dosen tamu di D3. Ternyata beliu ini dosen ISI (Institut Seni Indonesia),” imbuh Habib Rizieq.
Ditambahkan, pihaknya belum pernah menemukan tesis ilmiah Roy di bidang telematika.
“Jadi kan perlu dipertanyakan. Beliau juga sering memberi komentar, foto-foto porno atau syur. Setahu kami ini hanya pengamat atau komentator,” tukas dia.
At this point, i’m not 100% sure what Roy Suryo think. But after the next quote that is delivered in a “peaceful” way by the leader of what i called the most “Extremist but legal” organization Forum Pembela Islam (FPI) Habib Rizieq, Roy Suryo might to think twice of his decision not to make a blog, just for one purpose, creating new underground movement called “FPI is a bunch of hacker, unreliable source that only know how to burn things down”. And if that’s really happen, my name is on your movement list, Mr. Roy.
Tak sampai di situ Habib Rizieq ‘menguliti’ Roy. Rizieq juga mengatakan pada tahun 2007, Roy pernah mengklaim menemukan lagu Indonesia Raya 3 stanza. Terbukti, imbuh Rizieq, lagu itu pernah ditayangkan di stasiun TV di Surabaya.
“Artinya yang bersangkutan plagiat.Jadi sebagai ahli dia cacat sekali. Jadi kita minta pada majelis, saksi ini bukan saksi ahli multimedia. Dan yang bersangkutan tidak independen. Saya menolak saksi ini yang jadi saksi ahli,” pinta Habib.
For my english readers that is confused by the meaning of this post or simply didn’t understand what the quotes mean, well let me put this way.
“There’s a Tech Expert here, by the name of Roy Suryo that the media always regard as the expert of any expertise (they even call this guy for plane accident comment), before independent commenter (or you may call it “blogger”) found that he’s a fake face with completely ZERO experience on any field, but selling himself off on mainstream media (or you may call the subject of this expertise as “public relation). Then, i don’t know why or when or where, he get a phone call by a court order to be an expert witness for a case that involve extremist punching weird people in a face and surprised that there’s actually someone recording that occasion on a DVD. And the court, publicly announcing that the law system here is ill-informed, call this fake dude to be an expert witness just to be shouted by the extremist guy that Roy Suryo is a fake nutjob.
Roy Suryo, You Just Got Punk’d! (Or Not).
